Tweets of the Week

Interesting Vertical Transportation Tweets:

#thatblondemoment when you prepare yourself before stepping onto an escalator or going through a revolving door.

“My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.  I hate people okay.”

“I just witnessed this poor old lady tumble down the escalator I got so scared for her then she just gets up and walks away like iron man”

“We can direct Rovers on Mars. Someday we’ll develop the technology to un-press an elevator button.”

“Everyone’s awkward shines a little brighter on an elevator.”

“There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs”

“I wish people that stuck their hands into closing elevator doors would have the doors close on them, just for a second, as a lesson”

“Lets take the elevator” “Aren’t you on the track team?” ” Yeah. So?”

“This elevator is so stupid it has a button for the floor I’m already on.”

“If dicks sporting goods is all about fitness why is an escalator the only way to get to the second level”

“Banging a tambourine is the surest way to ward off existential dread and get the elevator to yourself in the morning.”

“Been trapped in a freight elevator with a bag of clams. Now on a first-name basis with all of them! (Gabe, Petra, Kym, & Tyrell are my BFFs)”

“Dude i love this song”… Elevator music

“Thank you to the firemen who got me out of the elevator!! as for the elevator I hate you”

Gets into the elevator… Pushes every button. #DontBeThatGuy

I just yelled “AWKWARD SILENCE, EH?” in an elevator with one other person and now it’s a creepy silence.

“I don’t know how to explain to this lady that the smell on the elevator was already here when I got on.”

Links:

“Just got stuck in an elevator.” #notthefirsttime pic.twitter.com/4IJDP1Ol

“Yoshi and I stuck on the 13 floor by ourselves in the elevator at 1240am” #worstnightmare http://instagr.am/p/SpHVZollHK/

Our freight elevator is decked out for the holidays! http://instagr.am/p/SnsBvjBt83/

Imagine getting trapped on an escalator! #favoritecall http://soundcloud.com/wallyshow/trapped-on-an-escalator …

“This was Swampy taking advantage of a leather seat in the elevator” pic.twitter.com/ZOvCDH5x

 

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